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Journal Entry: Tue Jul 1, 2008, 7:28 PM
Choose Ten of your OCs. If you don't have ten OCs then use the little voices in your head. (that always seems to work for me)

1. Wilhelm
2. Damon
3. Liam
4. Noelle
5. Mercutio
6. Erin
7. Atelier
8. Collette
9. Virus
10. St. Etienne

[[Notes: Wilhelm is something along the lines of undead, Damon is a drunk, Liam and St. Etienne are dating, Mercutio is a shark-man, Erin is 12, Atelier and Liam are brothers, Collette is something like 10 and Virus is just...wrong.]

1.) So....4, 9, and 3 are all eating a radioactive pie. Do they say anything about it's
radioactive?

Noelle: I'm not going to eat any pie. Ever. >:< (grumpy face)
Virus: OM NOM NOM PIE
Liam: Green things taste like MONIES.

2.) 7 decides to take up line dancing. Does this end well?

Liam: Actually nothing about this is surprising in the least.

3.) If 6 and 1 are on Mars playing checkers, then where are 5 and 9?

Mercutio: *is trying to burrow under Mars for water because he likes water because he is a SHARK!*
Virus: *is chewing on the surface of the moon*

4.) 10 becomes gay/lesbian!!!! what does 6 say?

Erin: Nobody is surprised. In fact, it's been obvious.

5.) If 4, 3, and 6 were to jump off of a waterfall, would any of them survive?

Noelle: I DO COCAINE! *would probably be too high to save himself*
Liam: Nope. :c Can't swim.
Erin: :C

6.) After Jumping off of the waterfall, would 6 be stupid enough to do it again?

Erin: (Supposing he wasn't dead, absolutely not.

7.) If x = 7+3 then what must X equal? Furthermore, what is the point of this question?

Atelier: I hate u gaiz. >:c
Liam: I hate u too Atel

8.) You are falling from 8,952 feet in the air. you can either land on, and kill, 3 or 5. Who do you kill?

Liam, he's a useless waste of life anyways.
Mercutio: YAY!

9.) If 4 was to open up a lemonade stand and then get sued for selling toxic lemonade, what would they do?

Noelle: Buy my way out with my ridiculous amount of MONIES.

10.) 7 and 1 are getting married! The catch? 7 is already married to 3 and 1 is already married to 8!!! What does 5 do?

So Wilhelm and Atelier are getting married, but Atelier is married to Liam? And Wilhelm is married to...Collette?! NO!

Atelier: AHHHH AHHH I MARRIED MY BROTHER NOOOO MARRY ME NOW WILHELM ERASE THE SHAME
Wilhelm: All the bitches wanna marry THIS.
Liam: AAAAHHHHH I MARRIED MY BROTHER WHAT SICK UNIVERSE IS THIS
Collette: *is calling Chris Hansen on Wilhelm because she's 10*
Mercutio: *eats fish and laughs*

11.) Is nny hot?

New New York?

12.) If 10 was to get mauled by a rabid hippopatumus on steroids, what would 3 do?

St. Etienne: Nuuuuuu
Liam: *attempts to save his boyfriend AWWWW and dies anyway*

13.) If 3 was to get mauled by a rabid hippopatumus on steroids, what would 10 do?

St. Etienne: *stands there awkwardly*
Liam: :c

14.) Now lets say that they were both mauled by said hippopatumus. What would they do?

St. Etienne: :c
Liam: :c

15.) Now lets say that the hippopatumus remarked that 10 tasted like mustard. What woudl 3 say?

St. Etienne: :c
Liam: No fair...he tastes much better.

16.) If 7 was sat on by a rabid hippopatumus, would 1 laugh?

Atelier: >:C
Wilhelm: Hysterically.

17.) Everyone throws 5 a surprise birthday party. The suprise? It's not 5's birthday.

Everyone: YAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Wilhelm: I am grouchy and apathetic to everything!
Mercutio: But it are not my birthday.
Everyone:...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Mercutio: YAY I GUESS :D

18.) 4 becomes a rabid hippopatumus and begins to chew up 3. Does 3 survive?

Noelle: Cocain addict hippo, lawl.

19.) 7 challenges 2 to a wood-eating contest. Why?

Atelier: Because I am superior at wood-eating!
Damon: He is going to win because I am not competing and will drink instead!
Atelier: NOM

20.) 6 decides to become a homicial, bisexual, taxi cab drivers in Michigan. How many people does he manage to kill before 10 stops him?

Erin: :|
St. Etienne: None! He'd be grounded!

21.) If 5 suddenly gained a third eye that allowed them to see into the future, what would 8 do?

Mercutio: I CAN SEE FOREVER
Collette: *sets him on fire*

22.) 2 kills 1 for no apparent reason. 3 goes into spiraling depression because of this. How does 6 comfort 3?

Damon: DIE D:<
Wilhelm: *is already dead* o.o
Liam: Why should I careif he die-
Erin: Hugs time think fast. *hugs Liam*

23.) Everybody transforms into rabid hippopatumuses except for 7. Does 7 feel lucky or left out?

Atelier: I am relieved and free!

24.) 8 confesses their love to 3. What does 3 do?

Collette: I loves you.
Liam: I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE.

25.) 1,2,3 and 4 all decide to start a band. 1 wants to name it "The rabid Hippopatumuses". 2 wants to name it "The artichokes". 3 wants to name it "The rolling stones" and 4 couldn't care less about the name. What do they do to resolve this?

Wilhelm: Wait, I don't care either.
Damon: Wait, why am I in a band with you retards? *gets drunk*
Liam: I am unoriginal in my naming strategies!
Noelle: :|
Damon *drunk* ARTICHOKES!
Liam: But-
Wilhelm: *punches Liam out* I can't even play an instrument!
Damon: Artiichoookes
Noelle: Let's just name it that.

26.) 8 and 9 switch bodies. Describe what happens:

Collette: I can't make my arm work. And my blood burns D:
Virus: *sets things on fire and giggles*

27.) 4 walks into their new skool to find that all the students are zombies. What do they do?

Noelle: I'd shoot them. With guns.

28.) If 5, 7 and 9 were to fight 1,3 and 4, which side would win?

Mercutio, Atelier and Virus V.S. Wilhelm, Liam and Noelle?
Definitely Mercutio, Atel and Virus. Because WIlhelm would scowl and leave and Liam and Noelle are noodle-wristed.

29.) 5 expresses his desire to be a frog when he grows up to 10. They then make-out. 2, whom is in love with 5, walks in on this. What happens?

Mercutio: I hate frogs I'M A SHARK SUCK MY DICK
St. Etienne: SURE *makes out with*
Damon: *drinks* Why am I in love with a man? I'm straight!
Mercutio: OH NO MY LOVE YOU CAUGHT ME IN AN INFIDELOUS MOMENT WHY
Damon: I AM CONFUSED AND NOT GAY

30.) 3 is being held captive by tarzan and his rabid hippopatumus army. What do 4 and 7 do to rescue him.her?

Nothing. Who ever remembers Liam, anyway? He'll be fiiiine.

31.) 6 betrays 7 causing 7 to commit suicide. 8, whom was in love with 7, set out to kill 6. 4 tried to convince him other wise. Meanwhile, 2 is plotting to steal the earths cheese supply. What happens?

Erin: *does something betraying like*
Atelier: I've never even really met you. Oh well! *death!*
Collette: I didn't even like him, but take DEATH!
Noelle: This is all...a terrible idea.
Damon: Cheese? Wha?

32.) The quiz is over. What does everyone have to say?

Fuck you!

  • Mood: Distressed
  • Listening to: "Orjatar" by Terasbetoni
  • Reading: "Next" by Michael Crichton
  • Watching: Animal Planet
  • Eating: Freeze Pops

Devious Information

  • Current Age: Old Enough to Be Considered Creepy For Watching Hannah Montana. (19)
  • Current Residence: New Bedford, Massachusetts. Keepin it fish.
  • Interests: Art, Dumpster Diving, Animals, Friends, GREEN, BATS, David Bowie, Pie, Zombies, HANSON
  • Favourite movie: 300. It begins and ends there.
  • Favourite band or musician: HANSON. And Dethklok.
  • Favourite genre of music: HANSON. And METAL.
  • Favourite artist: HANSO- I mean. Van Gogh, H.R. Giger, Salvador Dali
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe, David Almond, Sylvia Plath, Walt Whitman, SARAH <3, OHSOMUCHMORE.
  • Favourite photographer: Paris Thibeault (DyedAbsinthe on Melodramatic)
  • Operating System: Well, first I make a slight incision on the left, then I-
  • MP3 player of choice: [R.I.P iVan <3] iSHMAEL
  • Favourite game: Pokemon, Oblivion, WoW, Resident Evil, Phoenix Wright: Attorney
  • Favourite gaming platform: VIDYA GAMES
  • Favourite cartoon character: Optimus Prime
  • Personal Quote: "If that were a text message, it'd be all in caps."
  • Tools of the Trade: Caffeine, David Bowie, mechanical pencils, pens, Tabby the Tablet. :3

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~Virus-Spike:iconVirus-Spike: 4 days 6 hours ago
No probalo! :3

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~Kittierine:iconKittierine: 5 days 19 hours ago
thanks for the fave!

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~Kittierine:iconKittierine: Jul 9, 2008, 11:35:56 AM
thanks so much for the watch!!! you have a lovely gallery here!! -browses moar-

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To days of inspiration,
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To express-
To communicate...
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~whiskeyclone:iconwhiskeyclone: Jul 7, 2008, 3:06:11 PM
Also, your House webcam entertains me endlessly.

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~whiskeyclone:iconwhiskeyclone: Jul 4, 2008, 6:50:39 PM
You're super like Tony Stark.

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~Kallotasapaino:iconKallotasapaino: Jul 2, 2008, 3:37:35 AM
Thank you for adding "Like The Sun" to your favourites! :heart:

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~Kallotasapaino:iconKallotasapaino: Jun 30, 2008, 1:11:32 PM
Thank you for your :+fav: on [link] !
Btw, your webcam made me grin. >3

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"Can't work... Tacos..." - Aqualad

"Hey guys I haves the good use of the words 'unspuzzle'. My lungs unspuzzle the air from the earth, as I can breathe. It. Period." - Skwisgaar
~snowbat:iconsnowbat: Mar 2, 2008, 11:40:01 PM
Thanks for the visit!
~MiniMiss:iconMiniMiss: Mar 2, 2008, 6:43:02 AM
Nah, just honest :D

Oh, thank you! :blush:

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*greckler:icongreckler: Feb 22, 2008, 8:21:44 AM
thanks for the fav!
~MiniMiss:iconMiniMiss: Feb 19, 2008, 12:06:04 PM
Hey there! :)

You have so many more less mad things in your gallery. And I like it. I like it a lot. :D
You're really good. 83

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~Muirin007:iconMuirin007: Feb 10, 2008, 4:09:27 PM
Thank you for the favorite!

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~ponchh:iconponchh: Jan 27, 2008, 4:56:11 PM
many thanks for the fav :heart:
~SaberTompson:iconSaberTompson: Jan 16, 2008, 1:28:44 PM Mood: Dumbfounded
Wow um... thanks for the print request! I made it into a print...so yeah... thanks again! *is totally stunned*

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~LegatosWidow:iconLegatosWidow: Jan 2, 2008, 7:54:07 PM
Oh whoa. O:

Look who it is. :3
~roykyo:iconroykyo: Dec 22, 2007, 12:54:46 AM
:heart:

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~Cobyfrog:iconCobyfrog: Dec 18, 2007, 9:18:44 PM
Thankage for the favage on my FFVII pic^^

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What I wouldn't give to see one of them in a towel

(Cloud more then Allen ^-~)
~orange87:iconorange87: Nov 26, 2007, 9:47:14 PM Mood: Love
This girl surpasses Humbert Humbert in her desire for little girls.
~TestingPointDesign:iconTestingPointDesign: Nov 20, 2007, 11:58:35 AM
Thanks for adding my Unlikely Ikon!

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~orange87:iconorange87: Nov 12, 2007, 10:18:58 PM
funny how sarah and jess failed to notice your "fondness" for that pumpkin--lol
~BakStabber:iconBakStabber: Nov 9, 2007, 4:58:50 PM
Thank you for the :+fav:


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